EMACS

• (Abk. für Editing MACroS) Texteditorsystem, entwickelt bei DEC (in LISP konzipiert)

• Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping :-) :-)

• Escape-Meta-Alternate-Control-Shift :-)

• Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic & Surreal (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Eventually Munches All Computer Storage (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Extended Macros Are Considered Superfluous (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are Simple (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Emacs May Allow Customised Screwups (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Excellent Manuals Are Clearly Suppressed (aus alt.religion.emacs ;-)

• Emacs May Alienate Clients & Supporters (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Extraordinary Memory Absolutely Considered Sine qua non (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sickos (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo, Macros Are Completely Slow (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Emacs Makes All Computing (look) Simple (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schön (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)

• Each Mail A Complete Surprise (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)